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By Toutatis tonight!

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Chinese probe to make daring flyby of asteroid Toutatis
by Astro Bob, December 12, 2012

<<[Near-Earth asteroid 4179 Toutatis] will be making its closest approach tonight [around 11 p.m. (EST) December 12, 2012] at a relatively distant 4.3 million miles. Amateurs with small telescopes from 4.5 inches on up can spot it traveling slowly among the stars of Cetus the Sea Monster shining at about magnitude 10.8. If you miss tonight, don’t worry. Toutatis will be brighter than 12th magnitude (visible in a 6-inch telescope) all month. To plot its position on a star atlas, head over to JPL’s Horizons site, select your location and time period, then click the Generate Ephemeris button.

If all goes according to plan the Chinese Chang’e 2 probe will snap closeup photos of near-Earth asteroid 4179 Toutatis (too-TAT-us) from only 200 miles away [on December 12, 2012]. Traveling at about 7 miles a second, the ship will have only the briefest of opportunities to shoot photos as it rapidly approaches and then departs the asteroid. High-resolution cameras should resolve features tens of meters across, giving us our most detailed optical views ever of this 3-mile-long space rock shaped like a bowling pin. Unlike the planets, which spin on one axis in one direction, Toutatis spins about two axes, wobbling about like a poorly-thrown football pass. If you stood on the asteroid’s surface, the sun would rise at random times along random points on the horizon. Makes me dizzy just thinking about it.

Toutatis orbits the sun every 4 years in nearly the same plane as Earth’s orbit and is a frequent visitor to the inner planets. When closest to the sun, it’s located just inside Earth’s orbit; when farthest it travels among its fellow asteroids in the outer fringes of main asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. Every four years Toutatis passes through our neighborhood, which is why it’s designated as a PHA or potentially hazardous asteroid. PHAs are asteroids that come within 5 million miles of Earth and are large enough to survive atmospheric entry and cause major destruction. Toutatis is the largest asteroid we know of that approaches Earth most closely. That doesn’t mean it’s going to hit us, only that a collision is remotely possible. Calculations based on many observations since its discovery in 1989 have ruled out any chance of a hit for at least the next six centuries. Rest easy. Toutatis came as close as 967,000 miles or just shy of 4 lunar distances on September 29, 2004. This time around, it will draw to within 4.3 million miles, more than four times farther away but still be bright enough at 10.5 magnitude to be seen in a small telescope. I’ll provide directions on how to find it early next week.The next time the asteroid makes a close close approach to Earth will be in November 2069 (7.7 lunar distances).

Our best “photos” to date are a series of remarkable images made by beaming radio waves at the asteroid during previous close approaches and analyzing the reflected echoes. Those images reveal an irregular body with two pronounced lobes that may once have been two separate asteroids. Possibly an older asteroid was broken apart during an earlier collision, pieces later reassembling to form present-day Toutatis. The 230-foot radar dish at Goldstone has already swung in Toutatis’ direction and made early images of the flyby in a special 2012 campaign to better model its rotation, shape and surface features. Combined with the pictures from Chang’e 2, we’ll soon have a clearer portrait of this unique object.>>
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Post by Beyond » Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:33 pm

Yeah, it is sort of like a strange potato. :mrgreen:
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Post by rstevenson » Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:22 pm

Beyond wrote:Yeah, it is sort of like a strange potato. :mrgreen:
So you'll be having two tatties tonight?

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Post by Beyond » Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:08 pm

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Beyond wrote:Yeah, it is sort of like a strange potato. :mrgreen:
So you'll be having two tatties tonight?

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I'm not sure what a 'tattie' is, but there's only one tater to get the tatties from. :mrgreen:
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Post by rstevenson » Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:24 pm

Beyond wrote:I'm not sure what a 'tattie' is, but there's only one tater to get the tatties from. :mrgreen:
I originally spelled it "taties" but whenever I'm unsure of spelling I copy the word into Google. If it's spelled wrong, Google says "Did you mean..." and then helpfully spells the word correctly, which in this case was "tatties." For some reason, the usual rules of English spelling -- such as they are -- don't apply to taties, which is a variant of taters, and means, of course, potatoes. (Or is it potatos? I'd better ask a vice-president.)

I expected only one 't' because I pronounce potato as po-tay-toe. But according to the old song, there are people somewhere who pronounce it po-tah-toe, so I guess that's why it's tatties.

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Post by neufer » Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:42 pm

rstevenson wrote:
Beyond wrote:
Yeah, it is sort of like a strange potato. :mrgreen:
So you'll be having two tatties tonight?
Carry me along, taddy, like you done through the toy fair! If I seen him bearing down on me now under whitespread wings like he'd come from Arkangels, I sink I'd die down over his feet, humbly dumbly, only to washup. Yes, tid. There's where. First. We pass through grass behush the bush to. Whish! A gull. Gulls. Far calls. Coming, far! End here. Us then. Finn, again! Take. Bussoftlhee, mememormee! Till thousendsthee. Lps. The keys to. Given! A way a lone a last a loved a long the
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Post by Beyond » Sat Dec 15, 2012 7:19 pm

rstevenson wrote:
Beyond wrote:I'm not sure what a 'tattie' is, but there's only one tater to get the tatties from. :mrgreen:
I originally spelled it "taties" but whenever I'm unsure of spelling I copy the word into Google. If it's spelled wrong, Google says "Did you mean..." and then helpfully spells the word correctly, which in this case was "tatties." For some reason, the usual rules of English spelling -- such as they are -- don't apply to taties, which is a variant of taters, and means, of course, potatoes. (Or is it potatos? I'd better ask a vice-president.)

I expected only one 't' because I pronounce potato as po-tay-toe. But according to the old song, there are people somewhere who pronounce it po-tah-toe, so I guess that's why it's tatties.

Rob
To heck with the o's and e's... it's just plain easier to say taters. And it does go well with Tater-Tots.
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neufer wrote:
rstevenson wrote:
Beyond wrote:
Yeah, it is sort of like a strange potato. :mrgreen:
So you'll be having two tatties tonight?
Carry me along, taddy, like you done through the toy fair! If I seen him bearing down on me now under whitespread wings like he'd come from Arkangels, I sink I'd die down over his feet, humbly dumbly, only to washup. Yes, tid. There's where. First. We pass through grass behush the bush to. Whish! A gull. Gulls. Far calls. Coming, far! End here. Us then. Finn, again! Take. Bussoftlhee, mememormee! Till thousendsthee. Lps. The keys to. Given! A way a lone a last a loved a long the
Once again the Fabulously Famous Quotidian Quotationist has Quoted past the minds of most mortal men. It's a rare Art. Well done, Art. Well, almost well done. It seems to have ended midsentence.
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Beyond wrote:
Once again the Fabulously Famous Quotidian Quotationist has Quoted past the minds of most mortal men. It's a rare Art. Well done, Art. Well, almost well done. It seems to have ended midsentence.
not with a YES, but a THE
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Post by Ann » Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:48 pm

T. S. Eliot wrote:
This is the way the world ends: Not with a bang but a whimper.
Art wrote:
not with a YES, but a THE
So that is what "yes" and "the" mean! :shock:

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Post by neufer » Sun Dec 16, 2012 12:33 am

Ann wrote:
Art wrote: not with a YES, but a THE
So that is what "yes" and "the" mean! :shock:
James Joyce's two great "novels" end with the words: "yes" and "the" respectively:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Bloom%27s_soliloquy wrote:
"...I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes. "
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Post by Beyond » Sun Dec 16, 2012 6:12 am

Well, at least that Yes has a period after it :!: :yes:
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Post by neufer » Sun Dec 16, 2012 1:23 pm

Beyond wrote:
Well, at least that Yes has a period after it :!: :yes:
Not if it resulted in the conception of the couple's first child: Millicent (Milly) Bloom.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopold_Bloom wrote:
<<Leopold Bloom is the fictional protagonist and hero of James Joyce's Ulysses. His peregrinations and encounters in Dublin on 16 June 1904 mirror, on a more mundane and intimate scale, those of Ulysses/Odysseus in The Odyssey. Bloom converted to Catholicism in order to marry Marion (Molly) Tweedy on 8 October 1888. The couple have one daughter, Millicent (Milly), born in 1889; their son Rudolph (Rudy), born in December 1893, died after eleven days. The family live at 7 Eccles Street in Dublin.>>
In any event, there are only two punctuation marks in the entire 4,391 (a prime number) word chapter/episode:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Bloom%27s_Soliloquy wrote:
<<Molly Bloom's soliloquy is presented in the eighteenth, and final, chapter of James Joyce's novel Ulysses. It is a compilation of the thoughts of Molly Bloom, the concert-singing wife of advertising agent Leopold Bloom, whose wanderings around Dublin are followed in much of the book. Molly's physicality is often contrasted with the intellectualism of the male characters, Stephen Dedalus in particular.

Joyce's novel presented the action with numbered "episodes" rather than named chapters. Most critics since Stuart Gilbert, in his James Joyce's Ulysses, have named the episodes and they are often called chapters. The final chapter is referred to as "Penelope", after Molly's mythical counterpart. One major difference between Molly and Penelope is that while Penelope is eternally faithful, Molly is not, having an affair with Hugh 'Blazes' Boylan after ten years of her celibacy within the marriage (though some critics, including Gilbert, point out that the celibacy of Penelope is questionable).

In the course of the monologue, Molly accepts Leopold into her bed, frets about his health, and then reminisces about their first meeting and about when she knew she was in love with him.

Joyce noted in a 1921 letter to Frank Budgen that "[t]he last word (human, all too human) is left to Penelope." The episode both begins and ends with "yes," a word that Joyce described as "the female word" and that he said indicated "acquiescence and the end of all resistance." This last, clear "yes" stands in sharp contrast to her unintelligible first spoken line in the fourth chapter of the novel.

Molly's soliloquy consists of eight enormous "sentences." The concluding period following the final words of her reverie is one of only two punctuation marks in the chapter, the periods at the end of the fourth and eighth "sentences". When written this episode contained the longest "sentence" in English literature, 4,391 words expressed by Molly Bloom.>>
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Post by neufer » Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:55 pm

Beyond wrote:
neufer wrote:
rstevenson wrote:
So you'll be having two tatties tonight?
Carry me along, taddy, like you done through the toy fair! If I seen him bearing down on me now under whitespread wings like he'd come from Arkangels, I sink I'd die down over his feet, humbly dumbly, only to washup. Yes, tid. There's where. First. We pass through grass behush the bush to. Whish! A gull. Gulls. Far calls. Coming, far! End here. Us then. Finn, again! Take. Bussoftlhee, mememormee! Till thousendsthee. Lps. The keys to. Given! A way a lone a last a loved a long the
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Re: By Toutatis tonight!

Post by Beyond » Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:19 pm

Yup :!: He's still at it. Only Art can Bender a quote like that. :lol2:
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