Good news (in Danish)
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:46 pm
Every country, and to some extent, the people in it, have their own peculiarities. It is often easier to spot the peculiarities of other nationalities than the ones of your own, since you are so used to your own.
I think, too, that it is particularly easy to spot the peculiarities of a group of people who are very similar to your own group of people, yet not exactly the same.
Like Swedes and Danes.
As a Swede, I find it particularly interesting that Danes are so happy, or at least they claim to be. Danes regularly score top marks in international "happiness polls", and often they come through as the happiest people in the world.
I don't know. Walk around in Copenhagen, and people look very much the same as they do in Sweden. (Of course, it could be that the sad-looking ones are tourists from Sweden. )
Nevertheless, I can tell you this: there is a difference between Swedish and Danish TV news and weather reports. Really. For example, a few years ago, when stock exchanges everywhere began to have problems, Danish television would cheerfully concentrate on the few stocks that had done well that day, rather than wallowing in the poor performance of the stock exchange as a whole.
Goodness. Swedish television would never do that.
(Lately, news about finance and economy has been so negative that Danish television has stopped reporting about it every day. No need to get people down.)
And then there is the weather report.
February has been extremely cold in southern Scandinavia. Here in Malmö we haven't had a moment of above-freezing temperatures since January turned into February, and the situation in much of Denmark has been similar. So you can imagine that many Danes smiled when the meteorologist of one of their TV channels told them that they could look forward to warmer temperatures soon.
Yes, but was it a real change in the weather or just a temporary reprieve?
Instead of answering that question right away, the meteorologist showed us a picture of a splendid snowman. (Not this one.)
There is something about snowmen that tugs at your heartstrings. You want to protect them. You want to take care of them. You want to shield them from danger.
You want to save them from melting!
So when the meteorologist showed us the snowman, I felt right away that I needed to protect the poor human-shaped pile of snow. And I realized how sad it was that the pile of snow would melt, now that the weather was finally getting warmer.
Hardly had I finished thinking that thought when the meteorologist was back on the TV screen again, smiling at us all pleasantly. "For those of you who like winter, I can tell you that the cold weather will be back again next week," he said with a smile. And I could feel half of Denmark nodding and smiling with him. "Oh yes, how lucky we are that the cold weather will be back! Our children love building snowmen, and now the snowmen won't melt, and our children will be so happy!"
My own need to protect the snowman disappeared the moment I was told that the cold weather would be back. I felt extremely un-Danish as I realized that if I had been a Dane, I would have been expected to be happy about the news that the Arctic temperatures would return. Be happy! Be Danish! Think of the snowman!
Gaah! I would blow the snowman up if I could, or, to punish him, I might bring my hair drier out to him on a very long extension cord and blow hot air in his face until he disintegrated with shame over the fact that he was being used to make me welcome more cold weather!
But many Danes, I'll bet, are smiling. Or else they'll just say that they are the next time an international happiness poll is asking them.
Ann
P.S. Seriously... Danish meteorologists don't always bring good news. They can be very serious, for example when they talk about global warming.
But they sure drive me crazy when they smile at us and tell us how lucky we are that we will get icy cold weather and snow!
I think, too, that it is particularly easy to spot the peculiarities of a group of people who are very similar to your own group of people, yet not exactly the same.
Like Swedes and Danes.
As a Swede, I find it particularly interesting that Danes are so happy, or at least they claim to be. Danes regularly score top marks in international "happiness polls", and often they come through as the happiest people in the world.
A lovely summer day in Copenhagen. But people here don't look happier than in Sweden.
Nevertheless, I can tell you this: there is a difference between Swedish and Danish TV news and weather reports. Really. For example, a few years ago, when stock exchanges everywhere began to have problems, Danish television would cheerfully concentrate on the few stocks that had done well that day, rather than wallowing in the poor performance of the stock exchange as a whole.
Goodness. Swedish television would never do that.
(Lately, news about finance and economy has been so negative that Danish television has stopped reporting about it every day. No need to get people down.)
And then there is the weather report.
Not the weather report for Denmark, but it talks about cold weather.
Yes, but was it a real change in the weather or just a temporary reprieve?
A snowman you want to protect.
There is something about snowmen that tugs at your heartstrings. You want to protect them. You want to take care of them. You want to shield them from danger.
You want to save them from melting!
So when the meteorologist showed us the snowman, I felt right away that I needed to protect the poor human-shaped pile of snow. And I realized how sad it was that the pile of snow would melt, now that the weather was finally getting warmer.
Danish meteorologists. They always bring good news!
My own need to protect the snowman disappeared the moment I was told that the cold weather would be back. I felt extremely un-Danish as I realized that if I had been a Dane, I would have been expected to be happy about the news that the Arctic temperatures would return. Be happy! Be Danish! Think of the snowman!
Gaah! I would blow the snowman up if I could, or, to punish him, I might bring my hair drier out to him on a very long extension cord and blow hot air in his face until he disintegrated with shame over the fact that he was being used to make me welcome more cold weather!
But many Danes, I'll bet, are smiling. Or else they'll just say that they are the next time an international happiness poll is asking them.
Ann
P.S. Seriously... Danish meteorologists don't always bring good news. They can be very serious, for example when they talk about global warming.
But they sure drive me crazy when they smile at us and tell us how lucky we are that we will get icy cold weather and snow!