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How to relax(?)

Post by Beyond » Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:18 am

Do the everyday problems of life have you climbing the walls?
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are the neighbors always dropping in uninvited?
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Then grab a cold drink of water from the refridgerator
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Re: How to relax(?) Part-1

Post by Beyond » Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:29 am

and sit down for a while.
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and let it all hang loose.
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And you will see everything from a new perspective.
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Re: How to relax(?)

Post by bystander » Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:23 am

I'm not sure that last one would be that relaxing, but it would sure be a rush. WOW
Know the quiet place within your heart and touch the rainbow of possibility; be
alive to the gentle breeze of communication, and please stop being such a jerk.
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Re: How to relax(?)

Post by Beyond » Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:56 am

Yeah, you'd have to really watch that first step :!: But that's NOT the relaxing part. That's seeing everything in a new perspective part.
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Re: How to relax(?)

Post by Beyond » Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:06 am

I should have mentioned that one would have to be REALLY relaxed to sit out on the edge of the overhang like that to see everything from THAT new perspective!! I don't think that i could ever attain THAT much relaxation :!:
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Re: How to relax(?)

Post by orin stepanek » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:17 am

It would hep a little if he had on a parachute; or it there was a safety net below. :mrgreen:
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Re: How to relax(?)

Post by Ann » Mon Feb 21, 2011 5:57 pm

Great pictures, beyond! Thanks!

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Re: How to relax(?)

Post by Beyond » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:14 pm

Ann wrote:Great pictures, beyond! Thanks!

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Thanks Ann. But i can only take credit for the arrangement and captions. I was torn between two endings.
Here's the other ending. I'll leave the caption up to you.
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Re: How to relax(?)

Post by Ann » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:53 pm

Awwwww!!!!!

An Apple a day keeps the kitty away, perhaps? Hmmmm, no. How about, An Apple a day makes your cat fall asleep? Or, want to snooze? Have a cat and an Apple.

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Re: How to relax(?)

Post by bystander » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:52 pm

MAXINE: An apple a day keeps everyone away if your aim is good enough.
Know the quiet place within your heart and touch the rainbow of possibility; be
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Re: How to relax(?)

Post by BMAONE23 » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:05 pm

How about "...and after a hard day of Mousing, this kitten finds an alternate way to "surf the net"

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Re: How to relax(?)

Post by Beyond » Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:16 pm

OH-Boy, i can see I've started something!! I hope it doesn't turn out to be a CATastrophe :!: :!:
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Re: How to relax(?)

Post by owlice » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:48 pm

Yes, you did start something! That's a Snowshoe kitten on that Mac, and I thought, "Gee, look how cute that Snowshoe is! Maybe I should get one!" And I not only have one cat more than I wanted indoors and ferals outside, I'm allergic to cats and don't know what it means to breathe without being congested!

But wow... that Snowshoe is really cute...
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Re: How to relax(?)

Post by Beyond » Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:15 am

Ha-ha, do you think the Snowshoe cat will get along good with a longeared owl :?: :?:
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Re: How to relax(?)

Post by owlice » Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:39 am

About as well as the three-legged Himalayan, the tuxedo cat, and the black feral cat that keeps walking into my house!

The black cat wants to belong to someone; want him? He's big and square and solid. He's a nice cat, and since his buddy cat has disappeared :cry: he seems very lonely.
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Re: How to relax(?)

Post by Orca » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:23 pm

I have an all black kitty named Simon. I just realized the other day that he is 11 years old. He's in great shape and doin' fine, I am hoping he has some solid years ahead of him. Kinda crazy though: the unexpected metrics in life putting things into perspective.

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Re: How to relax(?)

Post by BMAONE23 » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:34 pm

My old Lead had a cat that was 20 almost 21 when it was hit by a car. Up until that time, it was still going strong. Cats, if they don't get sick, can live quite long lives

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Re: How to relax(?)

Post by Beyond » Sat Feb 26, 2011 3:51 am

BMAONE23 wrote:My old Lead had a cat that was 20 almost 21 when it was hit by a car. Up until that time, it was still going strong. Cats, if they don't get sick, can live quite long lives
Especially if they have someone around who makes sure they don't leave their food until they've eaten it all, so they get good nutrition to help stay healthy.
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