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Carl Sagan and his Fully Armed Spaceship of the Imagination

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:01 pm

by bystander

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: Admiral Leo. An unidentified spacecraft is closing in on us.

: On screen Commander Capricorn. Magnify.

: OH NO!!! It's Carl Sagan and his Spaceship of the Imagination!!!!

: Astrology... Your future looks............. Gloomy.

: Quickly Major Pisces! Fire the Homeopathic Medicine Ray!!!

: Direct hit Sir!

: Admiral! The Homeopathic Medicine Ray is having absolutely NO measurable effect!

: Hmmmmm....

: 'CLICK'

: Incoming missile Sir!!!!

: Sergeant Scorpio! Engage the Perpetual Motion Machine Powered Shield!!!!

: Sir! There is no power at all coming from the Perpetual Motion Machine!!!

: Uh... Okay. Quick! Everyone put on your Magnetic Healing Power Bracelet® before the mis-

: BOOOOOM!!!!

: MMMMmmmmm...

: Crumbly.

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My hero Carl Sagan.

Go watch some Cosmos and fill your brain with awesomeness.

No animals (real or fictional) were harmed in the making of this comic.

Carl Sagan and his Fully Armed Spaceship of the Imagination
© Ninjerktsu

Re: Carl Sagan and his Fully Armed Spaceship of the Imaginat

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:04 pm

by geckzilla

Love the bushy eyebrows.

But the writer just forgot the impenetrable shield of delusion surrounding the Star Battleship Astrology... and if the missile of Science managed to penetrate the impenetrable shield of delusion it would surely be stopped by the ship's hull which is composed of confirmation bias.

Re: Carl Sagan and his Fully Armed Spaceship of the Imaginat

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:09 pm

by Beyond