Starship Asterisk*

Vague ramblings hinting at possible alternative theories. Suspicions of possible collusion by two or three government agencies. Statement of distrust of these theories and aforementioned collusion. Admission of lack of background in areas mentioned above. Request for input.

Reference, link to, or direct image of Picard facepalm image. Thinly veiled insult to intelligence. Link to Wikipedia article.

Random obscenity to piss you off.

Rant against closed-minded professionals. {named crackpot} was right! Wild comparison of science and religion. "VISIT MY WEBSITE!!! CHECK OUT MY UTUBE VID!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!"

Partial quote of previous poster's post. Expression of high dudgeon with link to site explaining Latin expressions on argumentation. Deriding comment about Wikipedia as a source.

Partial quote of another poster's post; promise to view video.

USE OF ALLCAPS AND EXCESSIVE PUNCTUATION!!! Lak of abilite (or desire???) to speel check.

Request for calm; obliquely inflammatory comment.

Expression of annoyance and impatience. Mention of Occam's Razor. Sardonic comment about conspiracy theorists. Threat to lock topic. Another Wikipedia link.

Belitteling comment followed by disparaging comment. Suggestion to use razor other than Occams in a manner that will permanently quell redundant posting redundancies about alternate theories. Alternate disparaging comment with suggestion of asexual reproductive attempt. Posting of youtube vid related to attempted reproduction unallowed due to rules of the board.

A picture, an image, a proof by incredulity anger; Inestine woz rong! A Wikipedia link. Wikipedia censorship asserted.

Informative and entertaining post about Russula sardonia.

Acknowledgement of editing previous post. Embarrassed emoticon. Promise of reform.

Expressions of bemusement. Requests for clarification. Tirades against the manestreem. Explicit statement about locking and banning. Night sets; do you admire the view?

Newcomer hasn't read the previous posts and restates point made earlier.

Exciting News!

More about it later.

Links, links, and more links; a fullness of quotes. Caustic comment about quote mining. Bombast and vitriol; more links. The clouds have cleared; do you admire the view?

Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels; doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles; brown paper packages tied up with strings; wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings.

Petition for more information re: exciting news.

Request to newcomer to read earlier posts.

Observation that two links in previous post don't work, and another leads to a site NSFW. Crabby question about poster's intentions.

Found 1 bit of exciting news but am uncertain as to the validity of said news.
Decided to post it anyway but with unverified authenticity
(likely the only future web event that was searched for in the past)

Dec 21 2012 update WORLD ENDS AT 10 film at 11

These are some of my favorite things. Gish's ghost, galloping. Logical fallacies of the false dichotomy kind. Moderator note: recycling without adding value may be deleted, with extreme prejudice.

Quote petition for more information re: exciting news.
Reiterate that the news is really worth waiting for.
Request the reader please standby, more is coming.


Make claim I found something none of the rest of you know (but I'm not telling).

Unrelated statement. Removed picture.

Thread hijacked by SPAM poster

Thread hijacked by SPAM poster

Hastily posted statement to interject into exciting discussion to give impression that I am semi-educated or at least give a hoot. Picture to show I can use tools (with or without sources and /or a link). Another question to those who are more educated and could actually solve differential equations. More statements trying to show I understand portions while implicitly divulging gaps in knowledge.