Lost and Found: Hooter Girl of the Jabberwren Kind
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:55 pm
The onboard Color Commentator wishes to report the calamitous disappearance and happy reappearance of Owlice, Hooter Girl of the Jabberwren kind. The Hooter Girl was missing from the good Starship Asterisk from late Monday to early Wednesday. Speculation ran rife on the wherabouts of the Ship's Bubo Virginianus Astronomica Lewiscarrollius, but most popular hypotheses have it that she may either have been on a mission for The Boy With A Scar;
alternatively, that she may have been engaged in a remake of the 1970s Swedish TV series Hedvig and the Owl, where she may have played either Hedvig or the Owl;
alternatively, that she may have encountered a hole of the Black Rabbit kind and been swallowed up.
The skies were barren after Hooter Girl's disappearance; runes and riddles faded from hallowed halls and sacred stones; and Mona Lisa lost her smile, which reappeared, in feline kind, as the sole constellation of the sky.
But from her secret hideaway and secret mission Hooter Girl has reappeared, chasing black wabbits and others into the burrows where they belong;
And the skies blossom again, as owl wings paint the heavens; visit the Observation Deck to enjoy the awesome sights.
Ann
alternatively, that she may have been engaged in a remake of the 1970s Swedish TV series Hedvig and the Owl, where she may have played either Hedvig or the Owl;
alternatively, that she may have encountered a hole of the Black Rabbit kind and been swallowed up.
The skies were barren after Hooter Girl's disappearance; runes and riddles faded from hallowed halls and sacred stones; and Mona Lisa lost her smile, which reappeared, in feline kind, as the sole constellation of the sky.
But from her secret hideaway and secret mission Hooter Girl has reappeared, chasing black wabbits and others into the burrows where they belong;
And the skies blossom again, as owl wings paint the heavens; visit the Observation Deck to enjoy the awesome sights.
Ann
Yaa.