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Yep! We're F*cked!
Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:18 am
by Don Rico
OK I wish I was joking here, but I have been doing some research and from what I have learned, an immense cataclysm of unprecedented proportions is now heading our way.
Do yourself a favor... Suspend your innate skepticism and read this all the way through...
Then say your prayers and get ready to kiss your ass goodbye!
http://www.savelivesinmay.com/slimdocs/ ... 006-En.htm
Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 10:23 am
by randall cameron
What utter rubbish!
LINEAR, NEAR, NEO and a zillion other amateurs and professionals have already charted the orbits of SW-3 and its various fragments, and none is going to come within several million kilometers.
The author is a psychic quack. God help you if you have time to read even just that one unbelievably long, rambling, disjointed webpage. I skimmed it for less than a minute, just to determine the style and see if it contained any useful information.
You are of course welcome to evacuate yourself from the earth. Personally, I plan to celebrate my birthday this Thursday.
Thank you for just posting the link instead of sending one of those horrid email chain letters.
Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 11:37 am
by l3p3r
haha I can't believe someone actually bothered to write all that up
its made even more silly by the random things like
this scattered throughout.[/url]
Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:47 pm
by BMAONE23
As I recall, Nancy Leider (Zeta Talk) said something similar a few years back concerning the passage of Niburu (Planet X) in May of (2002?) There are many false prophets that seem to desire chaos by predicting the end of the world. I'm just glad that when the world ended on that fateful day in May of that year, that it began again the next day. Fortunately the Doomsday Mongers aren't in charge so I take what they say with a little:
Na-Cl-Na-Cl-Na
Cl-Na-Cl-Na-Cl
Na-Cl-Na-Cl-Na
Cl-Na-Cl-Na-Cl
Na-Cl-Na-Cl-Na
The world will end on May 26,2006 24:00 and begin on May 27,2006 00:00:01
A great hedline for the news:
"World ends at ten, film at eleven"
Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 6:43 am
by randall cameron
World ends at ten, film at eleven
Ha ha ha ha ha... that is classic. Heh, heh. My laugh of the day.
Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 9:20 am
by harry
Hello All
It sounds like a joke, but their is a chance of some debris falling onto earth. Because of this chance, the cosmologist must do their homework, just incase.
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:42 pm
by WiseApple
Wow...I guess it's time to put the purple shroud over my face and drink the arsenic flavored Kool-ade (not in that order). Hehehehe
You know how you can tell Don Rico is full of it? Read his post...
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:04 am
by MrPhysics
OH NO WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.....
Oh, wait, May 25 was yesterday. Never mind.
Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 11:36 am
by makc
still, you ARE going to die
![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
not today, maybe, but still... memento mori ha ha
![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 1:35 pm
by Anthraquinone
Will I never learn ?? I clicked on the link to open that page of rubbish. Why oh why did I waste my time.
Oh man...
Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 9:57 pm
by WiseApple
Oh man...shouldn't have drank the UFO Cult "special" Koolade.
The article Don Rico brought to our attention is from a renowned French UFOlogist/Wacko Eric Julien. I've seen other psuedo-authoratative stuff by him on the Web. Just another nutjob.
Makes me almost wish stoning false prohets wasn't so out of style.
I'm sleepy...gotta rest. Oooo..
Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 11:41 pm
by Don Rico
Aw come on guys... I didn't mean nothin'...
I read the guy's hypothesis and it appeared to have enough real science AND metaphysical gobbledygook to seem like a real possibility to me.
I am glad we are all still here...
The thing that really got me was the analysis of those really weird crop circles with the whole "missing Earth" thing...
Spooky...
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:49 pm
by Dana McPeek
I guess my signature below says it all...
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:13 am
by eyecapitain1
Dana.
Classic quote.I plan to steal it many many times!
![Wink :wink:](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
my quotable
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:52 am
by Dana McPeek
Hey,
Just because I stole it from a fortune cookie, does NOT entitle you to use it for free!
There is a $1 charge for each use. Send it to my PayPal account...
D
lmao
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:31 pm
by eyecapitain1
You can bill me at http://www.I'msoflatbrokeit'snotfunny.com
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:01 pm
by makc
please set aside 5% of any transactions due to contracts made on this forum, to this forum moderator (that's me). I will let you know billing details when appropriate.
I loved
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:59 am
by spotDawa
the "Proof by Crop Circles" ... LOL
The guy who wrote that piece (Eric Julien) is obviously a complete crank, but I found it pretty enjoyable to page through...exactly for that reason. C'mon, the guy even went to the trouble to post footnotes (clearly, an academic mind at work, heh heh).
My favorite line besides the Proof by Crop Circles (can't type that without cracking up) was "The recognition of my work by physicists and mathematicians authorizes this height of sight." Whaahuh
But I would say that the academic community has put itself in the position of being poorly imitated in the way of Julien; most specialized academic work (this phrase is unfortunately redundant) is just as incomprehensible as this piece, even to well-educated persons whose erudition falls outside the discipline under consideration. I'm not convinced that the hyper-esoteric academic content of current journals is any more rational in the end than Julien's of ego-inflated doomsday rant. But, at least, the Ph.D.'s spare us their photographs atop their monographs.
Oh, I almost forgot -- it's not doomsday if you can use Julien's "authorized" principles of absolute relativity to escape into a parallel universe. ROTHFLMAO. Undoubtedly this is what happened to Julien, which is why he has not returned to the site to pull down the page post-non-apocalypse.
We really [i]are[/i] f*(ked...
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:33 pm
by Radman21
...but not for extra terrestrial reasons (at least yet):
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13474997/?GT1=8211
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/03/26/coverstory/index.html
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/sun/
...and just for good measure:
http://www.sploid.com/news/2006/02/how_to_survive.php
Sinced we're all DOOMED and none of your money will be any good pretty soon, we not consider just sending it all to me? I will be sure that it is blown....uh, I mean, "disposed of" properly. Yours, Neil[/i]