bystander wrote:It will be interesting to see what new answers the LHC will provide.
Evidence of WIMPs, Higgs bosons, supersymmetry, gravitons?????
Evidence of WIMPs, superasymmetry & Higgs bozos:
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ANNOUNCER: And now... HIGGS IN SPACE! Starring the indominable Link Hogthrob, the flapable firstmate Miss HIGGy, and the inexplicable Dr. Strangepork.
(open to inner space ship. 3 seats: Strangepork on left, Hogthrob in middle and HIGGy on right. The ship is leaning heavily to the right)
ANNOUNCER: When last we left the spaceship Swinepork, the ship had developed a severe list.
HOGTHROB: (fiddling with controls) Something has developed with the gyro-slopic --what do you call it Strangepork?
STRANGEPORK: I don't know, but it's sure going to louse up our billard game tonight.
HOGTHROB: (points to Strangepork in agreement) Right.
HIGGY: (moving to Hogthrob's seat) Here, maybe I can fix it.
STRANGEPORK: You?
(the ship is balanced.)
HIGGY: Oh. There, I fixed it.
STRANGEPORK: But all you did was sit in Link's seat.
HOGTHROB: (pointing down to his seat) Maybe it took a woman's touch. Huh huh.
HIGGY: (snidely) It's working, isn't it gentlemen.
HOGTHROB: Let me get back to my seat here.
(switching seats again)
HIGGY: Excuse me.
(ship tilts right again, a small desk lamp slide on the "dashboard" to the right also.)
HOGTHROB: It's doing it again!
STRANGEPORK: Uh, HIGGy, could you come here please.
HIGGY: What for?
STRANGEPORK: Just come here.
HIGGY: Oh, all right.
(more commotion as HIGGy makes her way to Strangepork's seat. Hogthrob goes to HIGGy's and Strangepork to Hogthrob's seat. Lamp slides, ship tilts to left.)
STRANGEPORK: (nodding to HIGGy) Link, I think we've found the answer.
HOGTHROB: (to camera) Oh?
HIGGY: It's a coincidence, Strangepork.
STRANGEPORK: (snidely) Oh yeah? Why don't you go back to your seat then.
HIGGY: I think I will!
(commotion as everyone moves. ship and lamp move to HIGGy's movements. HIGGy and Hogthrob are at Hogthrob's seat. They both eye the lamp, which has moved to the center.)
HIGGY: (pausing) Uh, oh.
(she runs to her seat, ship tilts, lamp slides, to the right.)
HOGTHROB: (dumb realization) Hey, I get it now!
(points to HIGGy)
HIGGY: One word from you, lard-lips, and your dead.
HOGTHROB: As you wish, first mate FATSO!
(Hogthrob and Strangepork start laughing)
HIGGY: (enraged) Fatso?! That does it!
(she chases them to Strangeporks seat, then jumps back to her's, causing Hogthrob and Strangepork to slide to the wrath of her Karate Chop.)
HIGGY: Hiiiiii---Ya!
HOGTHROB: (shoving Strangepork) Get her away from me!
(the process repeats. Hogthrob and Strangepork moan and groan, HIGGy Karate chops again. Repeat.)
ANNOUNCER: HIIIIIIGGS IN SPAAAAAACE!
http://www.islandnet.com/~pacific/spacepig.html
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<<Why do objects have mass? To help find out, Europe's CERN has built the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), the most powerful particle accelerator yet created by humans. This May, the LHC is scheduled to start smashing protons into each other with unprecedented impact speeds. The LHC will explore the leading explanation that mass arises from ordinary particles slogging through an otherwise invisible but pervasive field of virtual Higgs particles. Were high energy colliding particles to create real Higgs bosons, the Higgs mechanism for mass creation may be bolstered.>>
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap080225.html
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