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owlice wrote:

Star*Hopper wrote:Must do badder....must do badder....hmmm. Badder....o jeez, think...think.

I read this as "Must do bladder....must do bladder...." and thought TMI!

*L.O.L.!!* [For Real]
& Funnier thing is, I read that on a page refresh, JUST AFTER DOING THAT VERY THING!
Now there's you some TMI....but oh gawd my ribs are hurtin' right now.
Made my day!

Too Much Information

Thanks! I re-read owlice's post and realized i somehow missed the 'l' in bladder and was thinking it was 'badder'. Just the opposite. So of course i didn't 'get' it. Also, i just don't remember abbreviations to much. That's what happens when a mind like a steel trap rusts away.

Beyond wrote:TMI!

Too Much Information.

Ya gotta keep up, Beyond. Learn to thumbtype on a cell phone. Get wid da program.

Rob

A beautiful young doughnut is sitting at a bar and is approached by a sleazy guy. "Hey babe, what's your sign?" he leers. She gives him an icy glare and says "You moron, I'm a Torus."

BMAONE23, ya know,If you were a writer, you could write a whole column about a Torus !

Astronomer #1: So anyway the cop pulls me over and asks if I realized that I had just run a red light. So I said that I did not see the light as being red, because it must have blue-shifted as I was approaching it.
Astronomer #2: And he let you go?
Astronomer #1: No. He gave me a speeding ticket instead.

\ba-bum bum tssssh

Beyond wrote:BMAONE23, ya know,If you were a writer, you could write a whole column about a Torus !

True but then I might be speaking in circles

BMAONE23 wrote:

Beyond wrote:BMAONE23, ya know,If you were a writer, you could write a whole column about a Torus !

True but then I might be speaking in circles

You could get the Toroidal Pixelator to illustrate it for you.

BMAONE23 wrote:

Beyond wrote:BMAONE23, ya know,If you were a writer, you could write a whole column about a Torus !

True but then I might be speaking in circles

You'd never get around to it.

ever since I heard that there is a possibility of the Universe being Toroidal shapped, I've found it nearly impossible to consume a Dough-nut. Whose universe would I be eliminating if I did?

Two astrosurfers met on chat named "ISS and others".
-Two years ago I saw Iridium.
-Two weeks ago I saw Lyrid.
-Send me TLE.

BMAONE23 wrote:

Beyond wrote:BMAONE23, ya know,If you were a writer, you could write a whole column about a Torus !

True but then I might be speaking in circles

Ah-yes, but then we would get the 'hole' story

I know this is pretty crumby of me but....
What foods these morsels be!

Star*Hopper wrote:What foods these morsels be!

That's the name of the food forum on another board I moderate.

If you've ever eaten a doughnut hole, it's a lie

To claim you've eaten the Hole Doughnut might also be a lie
with this bad boy from VooDoo Doughnuts


Yes that is a Cake Box

Gives new meaning to the word/phrase Cake Doughnut

But.. but... that's a yeast, not a cake doughnut.

That's ok, owlice. All the little yeasties are dead from the cooking heat. You know that old saying -- you can't have your cake donut and eat it too

Oh, it's not about the yeast; I prefer cake doughnuts, is all.

Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One looked at the other and asked, “Does this taste funny to you?”
… So they ate their doughnuts instead
One tried eating the hole first… he disappeared and hasn’t been heard from since

In the historic first manned mission to Mars, two astronauts were charting the Martian surface.

"Just look at that," one radioed back to Earth, "How beautiful this alien landscape is, untouched by man."

At that point he was cut off, his radio communications knocked out by unknown interference. Using an emissions detector, they followed the source of the interference until they reached the rim of a crater.

"Can you see what the source of the noise is?" asked the first astronaut.
"I don't know," said the second, "but it might be coming from that Starbucks behind you."

"The thing's hollow—it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it's full of stars!"

(Spurred by discussion of flies hitting the rear window at light-speed, here)

When a fly hits a windshield, what's the last thing that goes through its mind? Sam