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Re: xkcd: What If? #29

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:29 pm
by owlice
Oh bystander, that's great!! Thanks for posting it!

Re: xkcd: What If? #29

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:46 am
by Beyond
It's nice to hear that there's at least one reactor that would be hard for terrorists to get into! :lol2:

Re: xkcd: What If? #29 - Spent Fuel Pool

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:38 am
by neufer
:idea:
bystander wrote:
Click to play embedded YouTube video.
Spent Fuel Pool
  • <<For the kinds of radiation coming off spent nuclear fuel, every 7 centimeters of water cuts the amount of radiation in half. So, as far as swimming safety goes, the bottom line is that you’d probably be ok, as long as you didn’t dive to the bottom or pick up anything strange.

    But just to be sure, I got in touch with a friend of mine who works at a research reactor, and asked him what he thought would happen to you if you tried to swim in their radiation containment pool. “In our reactor?” He thought about it for a moment. “You’d die pretty quickly, before reaching the water, from gunshot wounds.”>>
The bad news is that Wikipedia states that every 7 INCHES of water cuts the amount of radiation in half.

The good news is that lead is 18 times more effective that water in radiation shielding...so gunshot might actually help the situation (accordingto the NRA).

Re: xkcd: What If? #29

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:31 am
by Beyond
Hmm... on the one hand, lead. It will kill you s-l-o-w-l-y, unless fired at you, which may kill you quicker. On the other hand, radiation poisoning will kill you s-l-o-w-l-y, unless you get a BIG dose, which may kill you fast enough so you don't hurt to much. The only real choice... is to STAY AWAY FROM THE POOL, Stupid :!: :yes:

Re: xkcd: What If? #29

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:53 pm
by neufer
Beyond wrote:
Hmm... on the one hand, lead. It will kill you s-l-o-w-l-y, unless fired at you, which may kill you quicker. On the other hand, radiation poisoning will kill you s-l-o-w-l-y, unless you get a BIG dose, which may kill you fast enough so you don't hurt to much. The only real choice... is to STAY AWAY FROM THE POOL, Stupid :!: :yes:
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McElligot%27s_Pool wrote:
<<McElligot's Pool is a 1947 children's book by Dr. Seuss.

It is a tale of a boy named Marco who is ridiculed for fishing in a small, polluted pool. In typical Seussian fashion, when confronted with the limitations of his situation, the young boy imagines ways in which he could catch any number of any kind of fish in the small pool.

The simple story features many Seussian themes, including the imaginative boy and his fantastic fancied fish. However, it is far more repetitive than his later works. The illustrations are shaded colored pencil rather than the later pen and ink which defined his style. Marco's mind goes from the logical to the ridiculous and Dr. Seuss provides fanciful images of fish as a child would imagine them by their name alone.>>
Marco Neuendorffer

Re: xkcd: What If? #29

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:28 pm
by Beyond
Beyond wrote:Stay away from radioactive pools!
Beyond wrote:Beyond also wrotes:
And pools with BIG fish stories attached to them. The side-splitting laughter can be hazardous to your health :!: :lol2:

xkcd: What If? #30 - Interplanetary Cessna

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:48 pm
by bystander
Interplanetary Cessna
  • What would happen if you tried to fly a normal Earth airplane above different Solar System bodies? — Glen Chiacchieri

xkcd: What If? #31 - FedEx Bandwidth

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:06 pm
by bystander
FedEx Bandwidth
  • When - if ever - will the bandwidth of the Internet surpass that of FedEx? — Johan Öbrink

    Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway. — Andrew Tanenbaum, 1981

xkcd: What If? #32 - Hubble

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:24 pm
by bystander
Hubble
  • If the Hubble telescope were aimed at the Earth, how detailed would the images be? — Kyle Rankin

xkcd: What If? #33 - Ships

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:28 pm
by bystander
Ships
  • How much would the sea level fall if every ship were removed all at once from the Earth's waters? — Michael Toje

Re: xkcd: What If? #33 - Ships

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:50 pm
by neufer
bystander wrote:Ships
  • How much would the sea level fall if every ship were removed all at once from the Earth's waters? — Michael Toje
http://satirist.org/whale/2008/10/13.html wrote:
The basic theory behind allowing Lehman Brothers to fail:
  • "A sinking boat lifts all tides."
Note: The above statement is a Woozle.

Re: xkcd: What If? #33 - Ships

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:29 pm
by Beyond
neufer wrote:
bystander wrote:Ships
  • How much would the sea level fall if every ship were removed all at once from the Earth's waters? — Michael Toje
http://satirist.org/whale/2008/10/13.html wrote:
The basic theory behind allowing Lehman Brothers to fail:
  • A sinking boat lifts all tides.
I use Tide Free. It's free of all skin irritants, like ships, crustaceans and the like. It may have helped Lehman Brothers 'clean-up-their-act' before they failed, IF they had used it. :mrgreen:

xkcd: What If? #34 - Twitter

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:37 pm
by bystander
Twitter
  • How many unique English tweets are possible? How long would it take for the
    population of the world to read them all out loud? — Eric H., Hopatcong, NJ

Re: xkcd: What If? #34

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:09 pm
by Ann
140 characters may not seem like a lot, but we will never run out of things to say.
:D :lol2: :mrgreen: :clap:

(Reminds me of a Swedish-American astronomer whose name I have forgotten, who tried to estimate how large and full of stuff the universe had to be before it would be forced to repeat itself - to the point, indeed, of coming up with an Earth exactly like our own and with people like us - indeed, with you and you and you and me, apparently!) :shock: :shock: :shock:

Ann

Re: xkcd: What If? #34 - Twitter

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:28 pm
by neufer
Click to play embedded YouTube video.
bystander wrote:Twitter
  • How many unique English tweets are possible? How long would it take for the population of the world to read them all out loud? — Eric H., Hopatcong, NJ

Re: xkcd: What If? #34

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:50 pm
by Ann
Right, after a billion tries, a monkey might write, "To be, or not to be, that is the Guzornenplan." (Or whatever that word was.)

It reminds me of Jorge Luis Borges' The Library of Babel.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Librar ... ot_summary wrote:
Borges's narrator describes how his universe consists of an enormous expanse of interlocking hexagonal rooms, each of which contains the bare necessities for human survival—and four walls of bookshelves. Though the order and content of the books is random and apparently completely meaningless, the inhabitants believe that the books contain every possible ordering of just a few basic characters (23 letters, spaces and punctuation marks). Though the majority of the books in this universe are pure gibberish, the library also must contain, somewhere, every coherent book ever written, or that might ever be written, and every possible permutation or slightly erroneous version of every one of those books. The narrator notes that the library must contain all useful information, including predictions of the future, biographies of any person, and translations of every book in all languages. Conversely, for many of the texts some language could be devised that would make it readable with any of a vast number of different contents.

Despite — indeed, because of — this glut of information, all books are totally useless to the reader, leaving the librarians in a state of suicidal despair. This leads some librarians to superstitions and cult-like behaviour, such as the "Purifiers", who arbitrarily destroy books they deem nonsense as they scour through the library seeking the "Crimson Hexagon" and its illustrated, magical books. Another is the belief that since all books exist in the library, somewhere one of the books must be a perfect index of the library's contents; some even believe that a messianic figure known as the "Man of the Book" has read it, and they travel through the library seeking him
What a perfect dream, and what a nightmare. But in Borges' library, there would be all the works of Shakespeare, and some versions of Hamlet and Romeo and Juliet that were even better than the ones by Shakespeare (DeVere).

Ann

Re: xkcd: What If? #34

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:00 pm
by rstevenson
John Lennon probably came out of one of those hexagonal rooms with his story, "Snore Wife And Some Several Dwarts". And we'll never know if it's supposed to be like that.

Rob

xkcd: What If? #35 - Hair Dryer

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:12 pm
by bystander
Hair Dryer
  • What would happen if a hair dryer with continuous power was turned on
    and put in an airtight 1x1x1 meter box? — Dry Paratroopa

Re: xkcd: What If? #35

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:15 pm
by Beyond
I never realized a hair dryer could be so dangerous, other than to frizz out your hair.
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But according to how this guy talks, at some point, you could actually set your hair on fire.
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Even though he goes way beyond just setting your hair on fire, I'm out of pictures.

xkcd: What If? #36 - Cornstarch

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:18 pm
by bystander
Cornstarch
  • How much cornstarch can I rinse down the drain before unpleasant things start to happen? — Anna R., Fort Wayne, IN

xkcd: What If? #37 - Supersonic Stereo

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:14 pm
by bystander
Supersonic Stereo
  • What if you somehow managed to make a stereo travel at twice the speed of sound, would it
    sound backwards to someone who was just casually sitting somewhere as it flies by? — Tim Currie

Re: xkcd: What If? #37

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:58 pm
by emc
it provides a new meaning to the term "boombox"

xkcd: What If? #38 - Voyager

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:19 pm
by bystander
Voyager
  • With today's technology, would it be possible to launch an unmanned mission to retrieve Voyager I? — Elliott Bennett

Re: xkcd: What If? #38

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:11 pm
by emc
i just hope the Voyagers aren’t going to be violating any intergalactic federation territorial treaties… at this lowly stage in our development, i don’t expect we would be able to appease any civilization that would generate such a treaty… of course we should have an out since no one informed us of a treaty, but then again there’s no telling what to expect when it comes to space aliens...

Re: xkcd: What If? #38

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:25 am
by geckzilla