Starship Asterisk*

Noted previous posters apathetic exclamation of lack of self control, and delight of same.

Response to post on previous page without quote or other identifying information. Oblique reference to another thread. Emoticons indicating devilish amusement and laughter.

Aside re: annual festivity tied to longevity of another poster expressing good wishes for event.

Chastisement for resurrecting long dead thread.

Clueless ensign, professionaly trained to reanimate and keep human alive in real life, habit spread into hobby and cyberworld, reviving thread long dead, thinking
it was something cool, insert joy emoticon.

attempt to write in a foreign language, using dictionary, looking up words and still spelling words wrong and not to mention horrible grammar, ends in frustration,
insert mad emoticon

Angel emoticon

Latecoming response to original topic, no longer relevant. Notation of concern that unspecified aspects of tertiary unrelated topic, mentioned in obscure sidenote earlier, has greater impact upon original topic than has been credited by scientific community. Expression of concern regarding impending astronomical event predicted by all-knowing ancient peoples that are inconveniently unavailable for present-day clarification. Scoffing at reasoned scientific retorts to vague predictions.

Insert wellcome emoticon

Request for links to sources.

Hyperlinked Source to unrelated website additional
Hyperlinked Source to 404 listing additional Hyperlinked Source to additional 404 listing psuedo-intellectual blather about how unrelated websites actually contain pertinant information about original subject with reasoning stated in overtly vrebose manner

Source refuting previous post. Inflammatory comment and additional linked text. Overt insult in capital letters.

Unrelated tale regarding presumed imaginary website listed in personal correspondence and resulting correspondence upon learning website actually existed, including link to online post regarding same. Emoticons indicating amusement.

Disparaging remark about what's "now playing in [your] head". Desperate attempt to pull thread back on topic, whatever it was, while whining about spelling errors in unrelated thread.

[string of unrelated animated emoticons]

Harsh admonition about offtopic remarks and comments.
Overt threats of deleting posts and banning posters.

<Insensitive Moderator>

Previous message deleted. Poster banned.

<Insensitive Moderator>

Off topic post about prior a prior posters lack of vision with suggestion that appendage containing visual orifices is viewing from the inside of the 7th planet

Invective-filled diatribe regarding banishment, with some words in caps and others embolded and/or italicized and/or underlined.

Emoticons denoting anger.

Emoticon denoting member of Strigiformes.

Appreciation for emoticon mentioned last in previous post!!!!!

Admonishment of fellow moderator for resurrecting ancient thread.

Vocal expressions of amusement sufficient to awaken feline life form.