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CONGRATULATORY remark about impending anual festivity

Unintended insulting remark about future celebration. Gentle request for baked goods and frozen dessert. Question regarding number?

Pretending to be miffed about insulting remark. But then feeling of uber-enjoyment knowing soon the consumption of massive quantities of said frozen desserts and baked goods will follow. Exclamation of happiness. of

Then, oblique answer to question on number of revolutions around the sun, 'More than 40; but less that 45'.

You’re not old until you find yourself in front of the refrigerator with the door open and a carton of milk in your hand and you don’t know if you’re putting it up or getting it out. Or worse, you find your ice cream in the cabinet beside the cereal.

Query as to location of her share of baked goods and frozen dessert. Whiny sentence about virtue with which waiting has been undertaken. Virtual fork banging on table. Sincere hope celebration exceeded expectations.

Reply alludes to the impossibility of eating your baked goods and still having it afterwards.

reminder that the mass consumption of baked goods causes an effect whereas the proported baked goods spend but a moment passing into the oral cavity but are will be wearable for the duration

Comment as to the koan of the previous two posts, wherein baked goods once eaten are gone, but not, as they they then reside elsewhere. Supposition on conservation of energy. Expressed desire for a small round baked good with frosting. Stated contemplation of visit to purveyor of same in neighboring town.

Suggestion of a place to go for SMALL round confections

Reply to previous posters suggestion

Looking for where you misplaced your cup of coffee only to find it an hour later in the refrigerator!

Suggestion for adding liberal ammounts of fatty cow juice, brown confection, and pulverized H2O that was stored below 0 to said misplaced coffee

Expressed desire for very strong hot beverage brewed from freshly-ground beans.

:emoticon of steaming cuppa:

Expression of WoW-neat, to self controlled cup of non-steaming java. Realization of addition of much pulverized H2O at about 0' F causes blue happy face, especially on Hot day.

can't think of anything smart to say so decided to say something stupid instead

Awaiting statement of previous poster, to confirm accuracy of stated intent.

For all things, there exists a thing (x) such that x implies stupid.

∀things, ∃ (x ∈ things, x → stupid)

Restatement of desire for very strong hot beverage brewed from freshly-ground beans. Expression of regret for not having made baked goods the previous day.

Getting hungry from reading previous post! A desire for coffee and coffeecake!

Noticeing that previous posters remarks have elicited strange stare from avatar of poster who posted before said previous poster, for being reminded of lack of fulfilment of stated desire and want. Advice to previous poster..... DUCK Talons are v-e-r-y sharp!

Stated desire of manipulation of (vaguely) muscular tissue in uncomfortable state and beverage made with heated water and plant leaves.

Obliquely inflammatory comment with request for input.

Enjoys beverage from roasted ground beans over beverage made from crushed leaves.

Inflammatory remarks about where to find your inputs with veiled insinuations about what to do with them.