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Affirmation of previous posters post affirms 'Great' 'Hoovering' of unknown flood of Thread Title aspects towards a previous poster's post about previous poster. Insert 'can't wait to hear it', icon here.

Interrogative as to subject of previous post.

42(-:-)~=0 almost

Innocent restatement of previous provocative post.

The answer thou seekest cannot be found, as your innocent RE; inquirey of previous posters post that first provoked your inquirey, is the result of non-understanding Provocative MetaThreading. Therefore, thouest may continue on thine journey thoughest Provocative Meta posting land. Bonvoyage!

Recent for news that was to be forthcoming.

Upon finishing those On-Line/Mail order physics/astronomy classes, I now feel edumacated enough to repollute the Metathread with pseudointellectual blatherings

I wish i kood hav said that, butt im knot edukated enuff

Expression of puzzlement as to own previous post.

Expression of delightment that previous poster has a glimpse of what this poster normally sees about this posters posts. Insert enjoyment icon here.

wish I could add something witty, but I can't. But I do need ten posts to enable my avatar!

Complaint about previous posters apparent lack of wit.
Eating anchovies while awaiting the promised appearance of said avatar.
Hoping the Baited Breath was worth the wait

Complaint about previous posters baited breath. Can't wait to see how well prior previous poster's Avatar matches User name.
Thought to previous poster, wouldn't those anchovies be more tolerable when surrounded by pizza??

Complaint about prior posters blatant attempt to force the use of fish bait as pizza topping.

Prior posters complaint goes ignored, as this poster DOES NOT eat fish bait! Unlike previous posters admission of provocative act. Pizza, however: insert yum Icon here.
Note to new poster about Avatar: 'SNAZZY'

reaffirmation of prior posters "Snazzy" remark about new posters avatar :insert wink icon: :insert edge of seat clapping icon:

Poster's said avatar is amazing, correct?

Affirmative reply to new posters latest query :insert wink icon:

Useless post.

Previous posters understated remark about own post draws no criticism from this poster. :insert nod of agreement Icon here:

Repeat of post on second page of thread, in all caps, embolded, and with lots of exclamation points.

Generalized complaint about previous Loud and Obnoxious post
Comparison between substance of post and substance on fingertip pulled from nasal cavity

Offer of box of Kleenex to previous poster to remove comparison from fingertip. :insert falling down laughing icon:

Observation regarding use of sleeves as substitutes for tissues.

Add post about how this thread is the best entertainment ever, and that it really helps pass the time while at work

Then randomly add 'especially since my birthday is so close'.