http://www.victorianweb.org/sculpture/brock/15.html wrote:
<<Art and Science (The Victoria Memorial) by Sir Thomas Brock, K.C.B., R.A. (1847-1922) 1911. Bronze. Facing the Mall, London. Photograph by George P. Landow. Science and Art, is composed of nude ideal figures in recumbent positions, the female with a palette and brush, the male with a pair of compasses.>>
Re: Astronomically Bad Jokes (Or good)
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:50 pm
by Sam
neufer wrote:Art And Science Statues, London
"The nakedness of woman is the work of God"
-William Blake
Re: Astronomically Bad Jokes (Or good)
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:55 pm
by neufer
Sam wrote:
neufer wrote:
Art And Science Statues, London
"The nakedness of woman is the work of God" -William Blake
Hmmm, so art is the female (with palette and brush)?
Re: Astronomically Bad Jokes (Or good)
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:59 pm
by Beyond
Actually, i first thought that Art may have been one of the 'brighter' statues seen in the background of the first picture he posted, but according to his reply, he is one of the 'less' bright statues in the foreground.
Re: Astronomically Bad Jokes (Or good)
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:52 pm
by rstevenson
Beyond wrote:But Art, the spoiler button eliminates the anticipation that developes when taking the l-o-n-g scrolling journey
Except... most people have fairly large screens now. Mine, which is not all that large, shows me your joke post and the two below it without scrolling. So no anticipation for me, just setup and punchline, pretty much all at once.
Rob
Re: Astronomically Bad Jokes (Or good)
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:24 am
by Beyond
I've got a two foot screen. One foot on either side. But It's also set at 150% magnification. So i did get a little anticipation while scrolling down.
Re: Astronomically Bad Jokes (Or good)
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:18 am
by SsDd
My first on this thread:-
A Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest says “We dont want your kind in here”. The Higg Boson says “but without me how will you have mass?”
heh heh heh.
Re: Astronomically Bad Jokes (Or good)
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:22 pm
by Beyond
Yup You are "Fully" qualified to post in this thread
Oh, I agree. I just thought it funny that showed up in my news feed after I read her joke. Yo Mama!
Re: Astronomically Bad Jokes (Or good)
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:53 pm
by geckzilla
Coincidentally, I was also trying to find examples of jokes written in Cuneiform the other night after a funny conversation I had with owlice. As it turns out, humor has always been dirty.
Re: Astronomically Bad Jokes (Or good)
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:40 pm
by Beyond
A man stopped me on the street the other day and asked for directions to the Deaf-Blind and Dumb convention. All i could do was shrugg my shoulders in a questioning way, because i hadn't heard about it, or seen any notices concerning it, so i couldn't say anything about where it was.
Re: Astronomically Bad Jokes (Or good)
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:02 pm
by geckzilla
Hmmm, there's something NASA hasn't been telling us.
You are "Fully" qualified to post in this thread 
