Starship Asterisk*

Shock and offense taken by recent image.
Demand for apology and reparations.

Request for clarification.

Gets frustrated trying to upload!

Frustration of lack of posters ability to provide picture for more provocative meaningless posts.

Embarrassingly public realization of mistaking one thing for another.
[Expletive] metonymy.

Frustration at being provoked to Google seldom used words used in provocative Meta Thread.

Comment expressing appreciation for expansion of vocabulary.

Concern over increase of explative vocabulary caused by frustration of not knowing how word is spelled to be able to look up correct spelling in Dictionary.

suggestion of hyperlinked online phonetic dctionary to assist in spelling

Recollection of amusing anecdote sent to friends with embedded link which friends discovered was waaaaay NSFW, leading to additional amusing anecdotes unfit for a family board. Warning not to click on link. Gives self time-out for posting anecdotes and link.

Renewed frustration of non-understanding of previous posters remark about poster of hyper-link until clicking on subject. Then realization of benefit of sitting position as previous two posters exercise arms by pulling on both walking apendages of said non-understanding poster simultaniously.

Arms???? I thought that was a Leg!!!

Amusement At previous posters questionable post. insert laughing icon here.
Suggest that previous poster use hyperlinkedto refresh memory of Anatomical functioning.

Sly reference to carousing of certain poster.

Mention of the absence of color in the comparison of large cooking vessels.

Poster displays wonderment of topic of last post. Insert yellow question-mark icon here.

Explanation that previous post refers to an idiom used to accuse a person of being guilty of the very thing they are pointing out.

Expressions of amusement at counter accusation and regret that counter accusation is unfounded. Varied exclamations.

Expression of confusion at inability to assertain original topic of said comparison post that caused unfounded counter post allegation that comparison poster provoked into being posted. Insert very large confused icon here.

Expression of wonderment at denial of guilt when poster confessed said activity in another venue, roll eyes icon.

Expression of AHA!! at a certain 'cat' being removed from confinement of brown paper bag. Insert recycle icon here. Pun ambiguosly stated.

Eyeroll smilie at rug-like comment re: activity. Expression of hope to engage in activity at point in future; lamentation for current inability to partake.

Two-line quote from well-known cinematic offering.

Inquiring for clarification, if previous poster's post is a bit windy

Affirmation of (major) windiness.