Of course I'm not perpetrating a hoax on you, would I do a thing like...wait, what's that? Someone's hacking into my internet connection! Quick, someone call Security!Can't use my ...... wrote: Will you, hazeii, here before the world avow that you are not demonstrating the most obvious solution and perpetrating a hoax upon us?
If so, you seem to have demonstrated the validity of all three elements in the insect theory.
*Interrupt*
I won't get much time so this communication must be brief.
Hazeii's communication session has been hijacked by us, the Kult Of Organised Konspiracists. We can reveal he is in fact a government operative, assigned to this board to spread a cover story following an accidental public viewing of the trial of a new particle weapon developed by the Iluminati and being deployed in their war against the Knight Templars (who are, as I'm sure a smart person like you is aware, transdimensional beings from Sag A*). We did try to save the photographer, but government agents got there first (now you know why he's been so quiet). We also lost an operative who was sent to check the condition of the lamp post but fell into a vortex when he stepped into an unseen crop circle (unseen because it was on tarmac, of course, but you can see its reflection in the water if you divide the sum and difference by the integral of the tangent of the White Ant).
Remember, the truth is out there (way, way, out there - far beyond Roswell, even).