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[b][color=#0000FF]The Death of Adonis, by Giuseppe Mazzuoli, 1709 (Hermitage Museum)[/color][/b]

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Now-a-daze, the 'tushes' are on the other end.

Tush, n. [OE. tusch, AS. tusc; akin to OFries. tusk, tusch; tooth.] A long, pointed tooth; a tusk.

I'm not saying anything. I don't wanna get into trouble.

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• King Henry VI, part III: II, v

QUEEN MARGARET:

• Mount you, my lord; towards Berwick post amain:
  Edward and Richard, like a brace of greyhounds
  Having the fearful flying hare in sight,
  With fiery eyes sparkling for very wrath,
  And bloody steel grasp'd in their ireful hands,
  Are at our backs; and therefore hence amain.

• King John: II, i

BASTARD: One that will play the devil, sir, with you,

• An a' may catch your hide and you alone:
  You are the hare of whom the proverb goes,
  Whose valour plucks dead lions by the beard;

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• The Rape of Lucrece

For much imaginary work was there;
Conceit deceitful, so compact, so kind,
That for Achilles' image stood his spear,
Griped in an armed hand; himself, behind,
Was left unseen, save to the eye of mind:
A hand, a foot, a face, a leg, a head,
Stood for the whole to be imagined.

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Was the "imaginary work of the mind", before or after, the big glass of wine

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• King Henry V Act 2, Scene 3

PISTOL: To suck, to suck, the very blood to suck!

• The Taming of the Shrew Act 1, Scene 1

TRANIO: To suck the sweets of sweet philosophy.

• The Tempest Act 5, Scene 1

ARIEL sings: Where the bee sucks. there suck I:

• In a cowslip's bell I lie;
  There I couch when owls do cry.

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• The Two Gentlemen of Verona Act III, scene I

SPEED: 'Item: She hath more hair than wit, and more faults

• than hairs, and more wealth than faults.'

LAUNCE: Stop there; I'll have her: she was mine, and not

• mine, twice or thrice in that last article.
  Rehearse that once more.

SPEED: 'Item: She hath more hair than wit,'--

LAUNCE: More hair than wit? It may be; I'll prove it. The

• cover of the salt hides the salt, and therefore it
  is more than the salt; the hair that covers the wit
  is more than the wit, for the greater hides the
  less. What's next?

SPEED: 'And more faults than hairs,'--

LAUNCE: That's monstrous: O, that that were out!

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Does scene 2 get into the 'more wealth' part

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• Macbeth Act 1, Scene 3

First Witch: A sailor's wife had chestnuts in her lap,
And munch'd, and munch'd, and munch'd:--
'Give me,' quoth I:
'Aroint thee, witch!' the rump-fed ronyon cries.
Her husband's to Aleppo gone, master o' the Tiger:
But in a sieve I'll thither sail,
And, like a rat without a tail,
I'll do, I'll do, and I'll do.

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Shakespeare is such strange stuff

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What foods don't go with fried chicken?

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What foods don't go with fried chicken?

• An addled egg on a misteak

• Troilus and Cressida Act 1, Scene 2

CRESSIDA: If you love an addle egg as well as you love an idle

• head, you would eat chickens i' the shell.

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Ok, there's almost always two sides to everything, so... what foods do go with fried chicken

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I haven't been able to think of a food that wouldn't go with fried chicken. Someone said yogurt, maybe.

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For me, yogurt doesn't go with anything at all, especially me

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[Ann]

Green potatoes! Don't eat them!

Please!

Ann

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KENT: I have seen better faces in my time

• Than stands on any shoulder that I see
  Before me at this instant.

SHYLOCK: Clamber not you up to the casements then,

• Nor thrust your head into the public street
  To gaze on Christian fools with varnish'd faces,

CORIOLANUS: Bid them wash their faces

• And keep their teeth clean.

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• The Taming of the Shrew Act 4, Scene 1

GRUMIO: I am sent before to make a fire, and they are coming

• after to warm them. Now, were not I a little pot and
  soon hot, my very lips might freeze to my teeth, my
  tongue to the roof of my mouth, my heart in my
  belly, ere I should come by a fire to thaw me:
  but I, with blowing the fire, shall warm myself.

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Gee, even a purple fire-breathing woman is no match for the Art of Shakespeare.