Stump Art

[geckzilla]

Three words: Rectally articulated coprolite.

http://www.paleodirect.com/pgset2/amph013.htm

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Three words: Rectally articulated coprolite.

http://www.paleodirect.com/pgset2/amph013.htm

• [list]Hamlet, Prince of Denmark Act 2, Scene 1

OPHELIA: As it did seem to SHATter all his bulk

• And end his being:

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[Beyond]

I'll try being a little more ARTistical.

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In brightest day, in blackest night,
no unquoted post shall escape my sight.
Be there many, or be there few,
i will quote them, as they are due.
Beware my power, the Quotationist's Light.

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I'll try being a little more ARTistical.

In brightest day, in blackest night,
no unquoted post shall escape my sight.
Be there many, or be there few,
i will quote them, as they are due.
Beware my power, the Quotationist's Light.

[list][list]King Henry IV, Part i Act 3, Scene 3[/list]
FALSTAFF: Thou Art our admiral, thou bearest the lantern
[list] in the poop, but 'tis in the nose of thee;
thou Art the Knight of the Burning Lamp.[/color][/i][/b][/list][/list]

[Beyond]

[list]Thou Art our admiral, thou bearest the lantern
thou Art the Knight of the Burning Lamp.[/list]

That has a certain ring of truth to it. No wonder we can't Stump You.

[BMAONE23]

Three words: Rectally articulated coprolite.

http://www.paleodirect.com/pgset2/amph013.htm

What a fantastic piece to hace as a Foyer Floor tile

[geckzilla]

For the mere price of $750,000 you can step on this natural treasure if you wish.

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For the mere price of $750,000 you can step on this natural treasure if you wish.

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• Or for about USD $12 to $15
  plus about USD $3 to $5 for shipping:

Real materials 22: Carved Wooden M. C. Escher Lizards
M C Escher lizards carved from thin plywood by a laser
~~ Seth Bareiss June 13, 2012

<<"Danger!Awesome" isn't a shouted threat from some weird guy on the subway. It's a new start-up woodshop in Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA. They have a brand new laser carver, & they're not afraid to use it. It sounds like the origin story of a superhero in a comic book, doesn't it. You'd kinda like it to involve radioactivity and a large unreasonable bad guy, though. Maybe Newt Gingrich is available as the large unreasonable radioactive bad guy. Do you know, is Newt radioactive? OK, so maaaaybe that's worth shouting about in a subway. I digress.

What you see on this page are reinterpretations of classic M. C. Escher lizard & butterfly designs. I say "reinterpretations" because you'll notice that they're slightly different from Escher's originals. These are designed to be truly interlocking-- to lock themselves together so they can't casually slide apart. The best part is the price: anyone can afford these. 12 geckos or 18 butterflies run about USD $12 to $15 plus about USD $3 to $5 for shipping. That's all. (Radioactive newt not included.) You can easily buy these Escher pieces through Etsy.com:. They're undecorated except for some simple shallow grooves on the butterflies, so consider getting some spray-on primer and a little paint so you can decorate them yourself. Or heck, trace them out on your kid's bedroom wall, break out the latex wallpaint, and make a fun frieze. (Kids: check with your parents first!!!! Parents: check with your kids first!!!!)>>

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[list]King John Act 1, Scene 1[/list]
KING JOHN: In sooth, good friend, your father might have kept
[list] This calf bred from his cow from all the world;[/list][/color][/i][/b]
[list]Antony and Cleopatra Act 3, Scene 10[/list]
SCARUS: The breese upon her, like a cow in June,
[list] Hoists sails and flies.[/list][/color][/i][/b]

[Beyond]

Thus sayeth thee Shakespeareator.

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Thus sayeth thee Shakespeareator.

Next time don't have a cow

[Beyond]

But the fuzzy ones are so huggable As long as you stay away from the back end, where the 7th planet cow-pies are made. It can get udderly despicable back there, sometimes.

[geckzilla]

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[list]Antony and Cleopatra Act 5, Scene 2[/list]
CLEOPATRA: Hast thou the pretty worm of Nilus there,
[list] That kills and pains not? The worm's an odd worm.[/list][/color][/i][/b]

[Beyond]

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[The Winter's Tale] contains one of the most famous Shakespearean stage directions: Exit, pursued by a bear, presaging the offstage death of Antigonus. It is not known whether Shakespeare used a real bear from the London bear-pits, or an actor in bear costume. The Royal Shakespeare Company, in one production of this play, used a large sheet of silk which moved and created shapes, to symbolise both the bear and the gale in which Antigonus is travelling.

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But the fuzzy ones are so huggable

The Tragedy of Othello, the Mooer of Venice

[Beyond]

[The Winter's Tale] contains one of the most famous Shakespearean stage directions: Exit, pursued by a bear, presaging the offstage death of Antigonus. It is not known whether Shakespeare used a real bear from the London bear-pits, or an actor in bear costume. The Royal Shakespeare Company, in one production of this play, used a large sheet of silk which moved and created shapes, to symbolise both the bear and the gale in which Antigonus is travelling.

The Winter's Tale Poor bear, it's only Fall, he's early. No wonder there are no pic-a-nic baskets to pursue.

[Beyond]

But the fuzzy ones are so huggable

The Tragedy of Othello, the Mooer of Venice

The Duke of Venice IS NOT what i had in mind, when i said the fuzzy ones are so huggable.

[BMAONE23]

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Fuzzy Cows

And Not so Fuzzy Cows

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[Beyond]

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Fuzzy Cows

And Not so Fuzzy Cows

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Beyond also writes... GADZOOKS We're gonna need Bigger hamburger buns.

[BMAONE23]

That Steer certainly has bigger buns

[Beyond]

I think Art may not have beefy enough Shakespeare to handle it.

[Beyond]

Whatcha think, geckzilla Has BMAONE23 Stumped Art, or is he just still digging his way out of all that Bull that BMAONE23 threw at him