Astronomically Bad Jokes (Or good)

Beyond · Post by **Beyond** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:31 pm

WoW! That's a lot of IT-ers.
I see that Freud had a partnership with the supersymmetric theorists.

neufer · Post by **neufer** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:06 pm

: [size=150]Art And Science Statues, London[/size]

Beyond · Post by **Beyond** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:33 pm

neufer wrote:Art And Science Statues, London

Ok Art, which one is YOU

neufer · Post by **neufer** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:55 pm

Beyond wrote:
Ok Art, which one is YOU

You just had to ask, didn't you?

http://www.victorianweb.org/sculpture/brock/15.html wrote:
<<Art and Science (The Victoria Memorial) by Sir Thomas Brock, K.C.B., R.A. (1847-1922) 1911. Bronze. Facing the Mall, London. Photograph by George P. Landow. Science and Art, is composed of nude ideal figures in recumbent positions, the female with a palette and brush, the male with a pair of compasses.>>

Sam · Post by **Sam** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:50 pm

neufer wrote:Art And Science Statues, London

"The nakedness of woman is the work of God"
-William Blake

neufer · Post by **neufer** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:55 pm

Sam wrote:
neufer wrote:
Art And Science Statues, London
"The nakedness of woman is the work of God" -William Blake

Or, perhaps, a wardrobe malfunction.

bystander · Post by **bystander** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:40 pm

Hmmm, so art is the female (with palette and brush)?

Beyond · Post by **Beyond** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:59 pm

Actually, i first thought that Art may have been one of the 'brighter' statues seen in the background of the first picture he posted, but according to his reply, he is one of the 'less' bright statues in the foreground.

rstevenson · Post by **rstevenson** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:52 pm

Beyond wrote:But Art, the spoiler button eliminates the anticipation that developes when taking the l-o-n-g scrolling journey

Except... most people have fairly large screens now. Mine, which is not all that large, shows me your joke post and the two below it without scrolling. So no anticipation for me, just setup and punchline, pretty much all at once.

Rob

Beyond · Post by **Beyond** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:24 am

I've got a two foot screen. One foot on either side. But It's also set at 150% magnification. So i did get a little anticipation while scrolling down.

SsDd · Post by **SsDd** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:18 am

My first on this thread:-

A Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest says “We dont want your kind in here”. The Higg Boson says “but without me how will you have mass?”

heh heh heh.

Beyond · Post by **Beyond** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:22 pm

Yup

You are "Fully" qualified to post in this thread

owlice · Post by **owlice** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 4:38 pm

Found here: http://www.zazzle.com/astrophysicist_3_ ... 7775019525

neufer · Post by **neufer** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:41 pm

Who's going to be the one to break the news to Chris

BMAONE23 · Post by **BMAONE23** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:22 pm

Why are demons and ghouls always found together?

orin stepanek · Post by **orin stepanek** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 1:29 pm

BMAONE23 wrote:Why are demons and ghouls always found together?

Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

As Charlie Brown says

Click to play embedded YouTube video.

neptunium · Post by **neptunium** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 8:50 pm

Sadly, he never gets a kick...

geckzilla · Post by **geckzilla** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:08 pm

Yo momma so fat she approaching her Chandrasekhar limit.

Beyond · Post by **Beyond** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:16 pm

Dats when yo let go yo-bad-self and go KABOOM

bystander · Post by **bystander** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:31 pm

geckzilla wrote:Yo momma so fat she approaching her Chandrasekhar limit.

This just came up in my news reader ...

3,500-Year-Old Jokes Have Something to Say About Yo Mama
Discover Blogs | DiscoBlog | 2012 Jan 27

Beyond · Post by **Beyond** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:53 pm

Geckzilla's joke is a LOT better

bystander · Post by **bystander** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:22 pm

Beyond wrote:Geckzilla's joke is a LOT better

Oh, I agree. I just thought it funny that showed up in my news feed after I read her joke. Yo Mama!

geckzilla · Post by **geckzilla** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:53 pm

Coincidentally, I was also trying to find examples of jokes written in Cuneiform the other night after a funny conversation I had with owlice. As it turns out, humor has always been dirty.

Beyond · Post by **Beyond** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:40 pm

A man stopped me on the street the other day and asked for directions to the Deaf-Blind and Dumb convention. All i could do was shrugg my shoulders in a questioning way, because i hadn't heard about it, or seen any notices concerning it, so i couldn't say anything about where it was.

geckzilla · Post by **geckzilla** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:02 pm

Hmmm, there's something NASA hasn't been telling us.

Click to play embedded YouTube video.

Starship Asterisk*

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