As a follower on Tumblr, fan on Facebook, and follower on Twitter, you’ve supported Fake Science. In turn, we’d like to support you.
Do you need to us to recommend you as an employee, student, blogger, or potential life partner? Do you need us to recommend you as a cook, artist, or low level arsonist? In gratitude, Fake Science is happy to write you a letter of recommendation like the one above. We will recommend you for literally anything.
Follow these easy steps:
1. Email seniorfakescientist@gmail.com with the name you want on your letter, what you want to be recommended for (anything at all!), and any other important information we should know.
2. After assigning your recommendation to one of our staff members, Fake Science will email you a digital recommendation and never use your email again. Unless, of course, you want to invest in a new hybrid impotence/baldness cure we’ve invented (It’s called Sex Hair).
3. Use your recommendation to secure love, acquire work, or impress your friends. Post it wherever you like, print it out and frame it, or have it tattooed on your upper back (lower back not allowed).
Thank you for your support and patience. A great reference awaits- grab it by the test tube!
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