Starship Asterisk*

Aw come on guys... I didn't mean nothin'... I read the guy's hypothesis and it appeared to have enough real science AND metaphysical gobbledygook to seem like a real possibility to me. I am glad we are all still here... The thing that really got me was the analysis of those really weird crop circles...

OK I wish I was joking here, but I have been doing some research and from what I have learned, an immense cataclysm of unprecedented proportions is now heading our way. Do yourself a favor... Suspend your innate skepticism and read this all the way through... Then say your prayers and get ready to k...