apodman wrote:geckzilla wrote:Heh, somehow astronauts drinking their own "urine" is overshadowing this news. Sigh.
Sure glad I checked for new posts before breakfast.
If Venus has a Venereal atmosphere does Uranus have a Uranal atmosphere?
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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uranus
<<Originally set to be named Uranal, Herschel decided to name his discovery Georgium Sidus, which is Latin for George's Star, thereby honoring the then King of England George III. Others felt that since the other planets had mythological names, this tradition should be followed and it was officially named Uranus. This unfortunate nomenclature has made Uranus the butt of many jokes. Some still insist upon saying "youranus" even though the correct pronunciation is closer to "urinous". Although people today find the name incredibly silly and moronic, it still sounded just as idiotic and embarrassing even back in Herschel's day. That's why Tycho Brache named his observatory Uraniborg. During the 2006 meeting of the International Astronomical Union (which eventually robbed Mickey Mouse planet Pluto of its planetary status) a proposal was put forth by Dr. Pierre Giovanni Gustafson. He stated that if they really needed to demote a planet, just on name alone, Uranus deserved serious disqualification.>>
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Urophagia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urophagia
<<Urophagia is the consumption of urine. There are various reasons that humans may consume urine. Urine was used in several ancient cultures for various health, healing, and cosmetic purposes; practices which are still used by some people of these cultures today. In Western culture, these practices are known as urine therapy, a form of alternative medicine.
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Other reasons for urophagia include attempting survival, if no other potable fluid is available; though numerous sources advise against it. Also, some people consume urine as a sexual activity. Members of at least one culture consume urine for ceremonial purposes.
Health considerations
Consuming one's own urine (or the urine of a healthy person, if participating in urolagnia involving urophagia) is relatively low in risk. Bacterial infection of the urinating person's urethra, or disease in the person urinating may pose a risk. Elements of medications and dietary supplements can be excreted in urine, which can effect the person consuming the urine. Also, if urine comes into contact with the skin, it can cause a rash in sensitive individuals.
The main dangers are the high salt and mineral content. The high salt content usually does not pose a problem if the urine is sufficiently diluted, and not consumed in mass quantities. The effect of the high salt may be mitigated by drinking some water after consuming urine. The urine may be diluted if the person drinks some water an hour or so before producing the urine that will be consumed.
Urine should not be drank when dehydrated. The kidneys, which filter the urine, concentrate salts into the urine. Drinking the urine will only make one reingest the salts that have already been excreted by the kidneys. For the first fifteen minutes after ingestion of any fluid, the thirst seems to be quenched, but in the case of urine and other salty liquid, after the body has absorbed the fluid, the thirst returns, stronger, due to the salt.
Bacterial contamination
The urethra contains bacteria, hence many urine therapy practitioners use mid-stream urine, in order to allow the first few seconds of urination to wash out the bacteria within the urethra. This is also why many physicians ask for a urine sample mid-stream.
Flavor and odor
Since artificial sweeteners are excreted in urine, consuming artificial sweetener (such as in diet soda) before engaging in urophagia can lend a sweet taste to the urine, which may be of particular interest to those performing the activity for sexual pleasure. Consuming asparagus causes the person's urine to have an unpleasant smell with about 40–79% of people.
If the taste of sugar is detected in an individual's urine, and it is known that artificial sweetener has not been consumed, this may be a sign of diabetes. If put through a household water filter, urine will become odorless and the flavor will be reduced.
Attempting survival
Drinking urine for survival is advised against by numerous survival instructors and guides, inluding the US Army Field Manual. These guides explain that drinking urine tends to worsen, rather than relieve dehydration due to the salts in it, and that urine should not be consumed in a survival situation, even when there is no other fluid available.
Aron Ralston used the technique when trapped for several days with his arm under a boulder, and Bear Grylls of the Discovery Channel's Man vs. Wild drank his own urine while he was in the Outback of Australia. Relatedly, Les Stroud on Survivorman advised against drinking pure urine, instead producing drinkable water from urine using a solar still.
Ceremonial
The Koryak people of Siberia are reported to have used the psychoactive Amanita muscaria mushroom, commonly known as fly agaric, as a ceremonial entheogen. The active alkaloids are unchanged as they pass through the human body, allowing the urine to retain the intoxicating effects of the mushroom: those who drank the urine of those using the mushroom would experience the psychoactive effects, themselves. Tribesmen who could not afford the mushrooms drank the urine of those who could; tribesmen drank their own urine in order to prolong the experience; and tribesmen on trips carried their own urine with them.>>
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[quote="apodman"][quote="geckzilla"]Heh, somehow astronauts drinking their own "urine" is overshadowing this news. Sigh.[/quote]Sure glad I checked for new posts before breakfast.[/quote]
If Venus has a Venereal atmosphere does Uranus have a Uranal atmosphere?
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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uranus
<<Originally set to be named Uranal, Herschel decided to name his discovery Georgium Sidus, which is Latin for George's Star, thereby honoring the then King of England George III. Others felt that since the other planets had mythological names, this tradition should be followed and it was officially named Uranus. This unfortunate nomenclature has made Uranus the butt of many jokes. Some still insist upon saying "youranus" even though the correct pronunciation is closer to "urinous". Although people today find the name incredibly silly and moronic, it still sounded just as idiotic and embarrassing even back in Herschel's day. That's why Tycho Brache named his observatory Uraniborg. During the 2006 meeting of the International Astronomical Union (which eventually robbed Mickey Mouse planet Pluto of its planetary status) a proposal was put forth by Dr. Pierre Giovanni Gustafson. He stated that if they really needed to demote a planet, just on name alone, Uranus deserved serious disqualification.>>
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Urophagia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urophagia
<<Urophagia is the consumption of urine. There are various reasons that humans may consume urine. Urine was used in several ancient cultures for various health, healing, and cosmetic purposes; practices which are still used by some people of these cultures today. In Western culture, these practices are known as urine therapy, a form of alternative medicine.
.
Other reasons for urophagia include attempting survival, if no other potable fluid is available; though numerous sources advise against it. Also, some people consume urine as a sexual activity. Members of at least one culture consume urine for ceremonial purposes.
Health considerations
Consuming one's own urine (or the urine of a healthy person, if participating in urolagnia involving urophagia) is relatively low in risk. Bacterial infection of the urinating person's urethra, or disease in the person urinating may pose a risk. Elements of medications and dietary supplements can be excreted in urine, which can effect the person consuming the urine. Also, if urine comes into contact with the skin, it can cause a rash in sensitive individuals.
The main dangers are the high salt and mineral content. The high salt content usually does not pose a problem if the urine is sufficiently diluted, and not consumed in mass quantities. The effect of the high salt may be mitigated by drinking some water after consuming urine. The urine may be diluted if the person drinks some water an hour or so before producing the urine that will be consumed.
Urine should not be drank when dehydrated. The kidneys, which filter the urine, concentrate salts into the urine. Drinking the urine will only make one reingest the salts that have already been excreted by the kidneys. For the first fifteen minutes after ingestion of any fluid, the thirst seems to be quenched, but in the case of urine and other salty liquid, after the body has absorbed the fluid, the thirst returns, stronger, due to the salt.
Bacterial contamination
The urethra contains bacteria, hence many urine therapy practitioners use mid-stream urine, in order to allow the first few seconds of urination to wash out the bacteria within the urethra. This is also why many physicians ask for a urine sample mid-stream.
Flavor and odor
Since artificial sweeteners are excreted in urine, consuming artificial sweetener (such as in diet soda) before engaging in urophagia can lend a sweet taste to the urine, which may be of particular interest to those performing the activity for sexual pleasure. Consuming asparagus causes the person's urine to have an unpleasant smell with about 40–79% of people.
If the taste of sugar is detected in an individual's urine, and it is known that artificial sweetener has not been consumed, this may be a sign of diabetes. If put through a household water filter, urine will become odorless and the flavor will be reduced.
Attempting survival
Drinking urine for survival is advised against by numerous survival instructors and guides, inluding the US Army Field Manual. These guides explain that drinking urine tends to worsen, rather than relieve dehydration due to the salts in it, and that urine should not be consumed in a survival situation, even when there is no other fluid available.
Aron Ralston used the technique when trapped for several days with his arm under a boulder, and Bear Grylls of the Discovery Channel's Man vs. Wild drank his own urine while he was in the Outback of Australia. Relatedly, Les Stroud on Survivorman advised against drinking pure urine, instead producing drinkable water from urine using a solar still.
Ceremonial
The Koryak people of Siberia are reported to have used the psychoactive Amanita muscaria mushroom, commonly known as fly agaric, as a ceremonial entheogen. The active alkaloids are unchanged as they pass through the human body, allowing the urine to retain the intoxicating effects of the mushroom: those who drank the urine of those using the mushroom would experience the psychoactive effects, themselves. Tribesmen who could not afford the mushrooms drank the urine of those who could; tribesmen drank their own urine in order to prolong the experience; and tribesmen on trips carried their own urine with them.>>
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