kdeck wrote:Dr. Skeptic wrote:
Yes, the atmosphere is held in place by gravity.
Anvil or roof top, it's completely your choice which pose you take before being vaporized.
I'll take the rooftop. I'd like to see where I'm going, even if it's just for a split nanosecond.
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Bart's Comet
http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/scripts/barts-comet.php
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BART: (looks into the telescope) Hey... (presses "redial" on the phone) Hello, observatory? This is Bart Simpson. I see something weird in the sky at 4-12-8 and the last number is 7.
WOMAN: (on phone) Congratulations, Bart. You've just discovered a comet.
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LISA: Don't you realize what's happening, Bart? Your comet is going to collide with the Earth and every living thing in its path will be killed!
BART: I knew you'd try to find something wrong with my comet, Lisa. You've always been petty and small, right from the beginning.
HOMER: What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet, big deal. It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a Chihuahua's head.
BART: Wow, Dad, maybe you're right.
HOMER: Of course I'm right. If I'm not, may we all be horribly crushed from above somehow. (everyone groans).
{The comet enters the atmosphere, breaking up.}
MARGE: Look!
LISA: It's breaking up!
{The comet breaks up more, until it becomes just a small rock. The rock makes a hole in Skinner's weather balloon, deflating it, then rebounds off Ned's bomb shelter, knocking it to the ground. Ned and Moe look on and gasp, while the comet bounces up the hillside. Bart picks it up.}
BART: Cool!
LISA: We're saved!
{Everyone cheers.}
SELMA: Sure makes you appreciate the preciousness of life. (lights a cigarette)
MOE: Let's go burn down the observatory so this'll never happen again.
{Everyone leaves, except for the Simpson family.}
LISA: I can't believe that extra-thick layer of pollution that I've picketed against is what burned up the comet.
BART: But what's really amazing, is that this is exactly what Dad said would happen.
LISA: Yeah, Dad was right...
HOMER: I know, kids. I'm scared too!
[quote="kdeck"][quote="Dr. Skeptic"]
Yes, the atmosphere is held in place by gravity.
Anvil or roof top, it's completely your choice which pose you take before being vaporized.[/quote]
I'll take the rooftop. I'd like to see where I'm going, even if it's just for a split nanosecond.[/quote]--------------------------------
Bart's Comet
http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/scripts/barts-comet.php
..........................................
BART: (looks into the telescope) Hey... (presses "redial" on the phone) Hello, observatory? This is Bart Simpson. I see something weird in the sky at 4-12-8 and the last number is 7.
WOMAN: (on phone) Congratulations, Bart. You've just discovered a comet.
..........................................
LISA: Don't you realize what's happening, Bart? Your comet is going to collide with the Earth and every living thing in its path will be killed!
BART: I knew you'd try to find something wrong with my comet, Lisa. You've always been petty and small, right from the beginning.
HOMER: What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet, big deal. It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a Chihuahua's head.
BART: Wow, Dad, maybe you're right.
HOMER: Of course I'm right. If I'm not, may we all be horribly crushed from above somehow. (everyone groans).
{The comet enters the atmosphere, breaking up.}
MARGE: Look!
LISA: It's breaking up!
{The comet breaks up more, until it becomes just a small rock. The rock makes a hole in Skinner's weather balloon, deflating it, then rebounds off Ned's bomb shelter, knocking it to the ground. Ned and Moe look on and gasp, while the comet bounces up the hillside. Bart picks it up.}
BART: Cool!
LISA: We're saved!
{Everyone cheers.}
SELMA: Sure makes you appreciate the preciousness of life. (lights a cigarette)
MOE: Let's go burn down the observatory so this'll never happen again.
{Everyone leaves, except for the Simpson family.}
LISA: I can't believe that extra-thick layer of pollution that I've picketed against is what burned up the comet.
BART: But what's really amazing, is that this is exactly what Dad said would happen.
LISA: Yeah, Dad was right...
HOMER: I know, kids. I'm scared too!