https://fermi.gsfc.nasa.gov/fermi10/brackets/ wrote:
Fermi Science Playoff
We're celebrating 10 years of the Fermi Gamma-ray Space Telescope! This exciting mission has revolutionized our view of the high-energy universe, making so many discoveries from Earth to the far reaches of the cosmos. But we can't decide which one is the best! So we need YOUR help to choose!
Fermi official: You may keep one of our gamma-ray science results.
Sophie: I beg your pardon?
Fermi official: You may keep one of our gamma-ray science results. The other must go away.
Sophie: You mean, I have to choose?
Fermi official: You are a civilian. That gives you a privilege, a choice.
Sophie: I can't choose. I can't choose!
Fermi official: Be quiet.
Sophie: I can't choose!
Fermi official: Make a choice. Or I'll reject both of them. Make a choice.
Sophie: Don't make me choose! I can't!
Fermi official: Shut up! Enough! I'll reject both of them! I told you to shut up! Make a choice!
Sophie: I can't choose! Please! I can't choose!
Fermi official: [to another official] Take BOTH results away!
[Sophie clings on to one gamma-ray science result while the
Fermis take the other screaming and crying away from her]