by neufer » Sun Apr 23, 2017 4:47 pm
http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheGymnast.html
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MR. PITT:
Oh, this is very odd.
KRAMER:
(looking at picture) Yeah, it's 3-D art. Computers generate 'em. BIG computers.
MR. PITT:
Yes, I've heard about these. How do they work?
KRAMER:
Well, you blur your eyes like you're starin' straight through the picture. And you keep your eyes unfocused. And then... (Kramer and Pitt stare at picture) Oh, oh, oh, YEAH!
MR. PITT:
I don't see it.
KRAMER:
Yeah, it's a
, surrounded by planets, asteroids...
MR. PITT:
I still don't see it.
ELAINE:
Okay, Kramer, that's enough. Mr. Pitt has got work to do.
KRAMER:
Ya' ever dream in 3-D? It's like the boogeyman is comin' right at you.
MR. PITT:
A
, where?
KRAMER:
(pointing) Right in here. Just keep your eyes unfocused.
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MR. PITT:
(staring at 3-D poster) I think I'm on to something!
ELAINE:
Mr. Pitt! The board of directors is on the phone. They've called an emergency meeting. They want you to be there to discuss the merger!
MR. PITT:
You said keep your eyes out of focus, which is misleading. You want DEEP focus!
ELAINE:
(drops phone, rushes to Pitt) Mr. Pitt, you have GOT to stop staring at that poster!
MR. PITT:
I see something that could be a
. Is it round? Is it pointy?
ELAINE:
(grabs poster, smashes it) No, you don't see it, and you're never going to see it!
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MR. PITT: [i][color=#0000FF]Oh, this is very odd.[/color][/i]
KRAMER: [i][color=#00AF00](looking at picture) Yeah, it's 3-D art. Computers generate 'em. BIG computers.[/color][/i]
MR. PITT: [i][color=#0000FF]Yes, I've heard about these. How do they work?[/color][/i]
KRAMER: [i][color=#00AF00]Well, you blur your eyes like you're starin' straight through the picture. And you keep your eyes unfocused. And then... (Kramer and Pitt stare at picture) Oh, oh, oh, YEAH![/color][/i]
MR. PITT: [i][color=#0000FF]I don't see it.[/color][/i]
KRAMER: [i][color=#00AF00]Yeah, it's a :rocketship: , surrounded by planets, asteroids...[/color][/i]
MR. PITT: [i][color=#0000FF]I still don't see it.[/color][/i]
ELAINE: [i][color=#FF0000]Okay, Kramer, that's enough. Mr. Pitt has got work to do.[/color][/i]
KRAMER: [i][color=#00AF00]Ya' ever dream in 3-D? It's like the boogeyman is comin' right at you.[/color][/i]
MR. PITT: [i][color=#0000FF]A :rocketship: , where?[/color][/i]
KRAMER: [i][color=#00AF00](pointing) Right in here. Just keep your eyes unfocused.[/color][/i]
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MR. PITT: [i][color=#0000FF](staring at 3-D poster) I think I'm on to something![/color][/i]
ELAINE: [i][color=#FF0000]Mr. Pitt! The board of directors is on the phone. They've called an emergency meeting. They want you to be there to discuss the merger![/color][/i]
MR. PITT: [i][color=#0000FF]You said keep your eyes out of focus, which is misleading. You want DEEP focus![/color][/i]
ELAINE: [i][color=#FF0000](drops phone, rushes to Pitt) Mr. Pitt, you have GOT to stop staring at that poster![/color][/i]
MR. PITT: [i][color=#0000FF]I see something that could be a :rocketship: . Is it round? Is it pointy?[/color][/i]
ELAINE: [i][color=#FF0000](grabs poster, smashes it) No, you don't see it, and you're never going to see it![/color][/i]
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