by neufer » Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:42 am
rstevenson wrote:Ann wrote:
Wow, I can hardly believe that a moon would look like that!!!
Thanks for posting this, Art! (And... yes, the comparison with a flying saucer was appropriate!)
Dang! I put that thing into a parking orbit thinking it would take centuries for humans to get out there to see it.
- You put it into a 'Encke Ring' orbit (and, from the looks of it, it's really gotten dinged up badly).
rstevenson wrote:
Didn't count on all your satellites and probes and orbiters and rovers. That's not how we do things where I come from, let me tell you! We boldly go where no one has gone before! I guess moving it now would really stir up the hornets nest, so I better just leave it.
- NASA's next space mission to Saturn will be placing a Denver boot on your vehicle
in order to force payment on your outstanding 'Encke Ring' tickets.
rstevenson wrote:
I'm not quite ready to go home yet anyway, though one of your recent elections nearly made me move up the departure date.
Rob (or so you think)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Gazoo wrote:
<<The Great Gazoo is a tiny, green, floating alien who was exiled to Earth from his home planet Zetox as punishment for having invented a doomsday machine, a weapon of immense destructive power. His invention was a button which if pressed would destroy the universe in an explosive "ZAM," though he insists he made it on a whim ("I wanted to be the first on my block to have one!") with no intent of using it. Gazoo was discovered by Fred and Barney when his flying saucer crashed; Gazoo recognizes Fred's and Barney's world as prehistoric Earth, implying Zetox banished him through time as well as space. Due to the terms of his exile, he was required to do good deeds for whoever found him first, putting him reluctantly under Fred and Barney's command.
Gazoo refers to Fred and Barney as "dum-dums" and constantly causes problems for them. He can materialize and dematerialize objects, teleport, freeze time, travel through time, and perform other remarkable feats, but when he attempts to help out Fred and Barney, he usually ends up causing even more trouble. Although his powers are frequently described as "magic," they are more likely based on incredibly advanced science, in accordance with the third of Clarke's three laws. The only people who are able to see Gazoo are Fred, Barney, and the children, because they believe in him; animals also can see him.>>
[quote="rstevenson"][quote="Ann"]
Wow, I can hardly believe that a moon would look like that!!! :shock:
Thanks for posting this, Art! (And... yes, the comparison with a flying saucer was appropriate!)[/quote]
Dang! I put that thing into a parking orbit thinking it would take centuries for humans to get out there to see it.[/quote]
[list]You put it into a [b][i]'Encke Ring'[/i][/b] orbit (and, from the looks of it, it's really gotten dinged up badly).[/list]
[quote="rstevenson"]
Didn't count on all your satellites and probes and orbiters and rovers. That's not how we do things where I come from, let me tell you! We boldly go where no one has gone before! I guess moving it now would really stir up the hornets nest, so I better just leave it.[/quote]
[list]NASA's next space mission to Saturn will be placing a Denver boot on your vehicle
in order to force payment on your outstanding [b][i]'Encke Ring'[/i][/b] tickets.[/list]
[quote="rstevenson"]
I'm not quite ready to go home yet anyway, though one of your recent elections nearly made me move up the departure date.
Rob (or so you think)[/quote][quote=" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Gazoo"]
[float=left][img3="[b][color=#008000][size=150]Rob (or so we now think)[/size][/color][/b]"]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/The_Great_Gazoo.png[/img3][/float]<<The Great Gazoo is a tiny, green, floating alien who was exiled to Earth from his home planet Zetox as punishment for having invented a doomsday machine, a weapon of immense destructive power. His invention was a button which if pressed would destroy the universe in an explosive "ZAM," though he insists he made it on a whim ("I wanted to be the first on my block to have one!") with no intent of using it. Gazoo was discovered by Fred and Barney when his flying saucer crashed; Gazoo recognizes Fred's and Barney's world as prehistoric Earth, implying Zetox banished him through time as well as space. Due to the terms of his exile, he was required to do good deeds for whoever found him first, putting him reluctantly under Fred and Barney's command.
Gazoo refers to Fred and Barney as "dum-dums" and constantly causes problems for them. He can materialize and dematerialize objects, teleport, freeze time, travel through time, and perform other remarkable feats, but when he attempts to help out Fred and Barney, he usually ends up causing even more trouble. Although his powers are frequently described as "magic," they are more likely based on incredibly advanced science, in accordance with the third of Clarke's three laws. The only people who are able to see Gazoo are Fred, Barney, and the children, because they believe in him; animals also can see him.>>[/quote]